February 2012
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
Meet me in Montauk.
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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Tumblin' from the admin account while scanning for...
Like a boss.
Oh, and so apparently someone can use your server as a proxy to view illegal stuffs. So my computer is now eating itself. Good to know that shit exists.
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You might have a problem if:
You want to go to a Disney Park so badly that you’re watching videos of Spieling Peter and the Dapper Dans until you almost start crying.
I mean, no one wants to go to Disneyworld that badly, right?
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littlemoi123 replied to your post: Trying to find time in my schedule to live. Have…
Life is whatever you make of it. You can do any of those things at any time. Don’t let society tell you what the right choices are for your future. The only thing stopping you from what you want is you.
Thank you. That was exactly what I needed to hear. (:
Trying to find time in my schedule to live.
Have you ever had anything you just wanted to do? No reason. No attachment to your future career or schooling. Like go live in Paris. Or go serve in the Peace Corps. Or go work at Disneyland.
When do you go do that? Before college? During? Between undergrad and grad school?
Is it selfish to just walk away and go do something for the hell of it?
mikedirntarmy:
Perk of being a Girl Scout:
I get my cookies first!
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That McBastard!
This is my life now.
And I regret nothing.
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
and this is why we don't get doctor who on our televisions kids
I miss my feathers.
And I just wanna replace all my hair with that bling strand shit.
Glitter hair.
Yeah.
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areyouprocrastinatingtoo replied to your post: areyouprocrastinatingtoo replied to your post: Up…
it’s okay the majority of my posts are run on sentences or something (bc my blog is one giant ass stream of consciousness). anywho-who maybe I just haven’t seen you for a while but um you look so tiny! what have you been doing?
Well back when I was actually doing jack shit…
I stopped...
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areyouprocrastinatingtoo replied to your post: Up 4 followers. Down 4 lbs. This has been a…
you are losing weight at the speed of light
Dude, I was so unreasonably flattered by what you told me. Like, that shouldn’t matter but I’ve been working on it really hard for a few months and as soon as I stop and start eating cupcakes for breakfast, people start noticing that I’ve...
Up 4 followers.
Down 4 lbs.
This has been a shallow post.
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arielisdumb:
galifianafuck:
do you ever go through your blog and then read your posts and think ”’was i drunk?”
more like my tweets and my texts to Blondie.
Dude, I don’t think I even got those. No biggie, yo.
